Number 3 is my favorite!!
As the end of the year approaches, it’s time to suffer through the insufferable self-appointed authority of Top 10 List writers. To make this obligation a little more bearable, I present to you, with enormous humility, the undeniably Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2006 of all time.
10: Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth:
Finally! Naked people on the internet! It just doesn’t get any better than peering at pixelated, presumably naked (by which I mean they’re probably naked, but you can’t tell for sure because they take up maybe 10 pixels) sunbathers.
9: Top 10 CEO Blogs:
If you’re sick of reading carefully crafted press releases and official statements from your favorite corporations, now you can read carefully crafted blog entries and official thoughts from their CEOs!
8: Top 10 Most Polluted Places in the World:
Russia takes top honors, claiming three of the ten spots. Congrats, Comrades!
7: Top 10 Crypto-zoology Mystery Photographs:
Blurry, pixelated photos of presumably naked sunbathers aren’t doing it for you? Maybe these blurry, pixelated photos of possibly heretofore unknown creatures (though also possibly just photos of heretofore known creatures that are impossible to identify because the photos are blurry and pixelated) will suit your fancy.
6: Top 10 Gay Cars:
The list doesn’t really make clear what, exactly, makes a car “gay”, but you may finally discover why all those dudes are staring at you on the 101. Hint: living in West Hollywood doesn’t help.
5: Top 10 Viral Videos:
The concept being: if you haven’t seen these ten, you lose at the internet.
4: Top 10 Reasons for Homeschooling Children:
Haven’t we already banned cruel and unusual punishment? This is like offering the Top 10 Reasons for Repeatedly Pouring Bleach Into The Eyes of 12-Year-Old Children While Forcing Them To Recite The Entirety of Canterbury Tales And Telling Them Their Younger Sisters Will Be Getting Ponies For Christmas Because You Like Them Better
3: Top 10 Reasons You Should Not Blog:
I’m sorry, that last joke wasn’t at all funny. Why do I even try? What am I doing?
2: Top 10 Most Fuel-Efficient SUVs:
I’ll save you the ten clicks and just let you know the Toyota RAV4 takes top honors. You can’t make this stuff up.
1: The Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2006:
Because I can.